Afternoon Crumbs

/ January 18, 2019

Ariana Grande put out a new eardrum-destroy song called 7 Rings (working title: Suck On My 7 Diamond-Encrusted Cock Rings, Poor Bitches!), and it samples My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music. Yes, Mary Martin farting out the melody to My Favorite Things would sound better than this mess, but I will give Ariana points for doing herself up like a stripper ram working the day shift of a kitchen (???) in a strip club in Etheria somewhere – Just Jared

John Mayer’s body is a wonderland if a wonderland was a midwestern Salvation Army circa 1987 – Lainey Gossip

I haven’t started watching the third season of True Detective yet, but there’s a chance the finale could be messier than that clearance section Sandy Duncan wig on Stephen Dorff’s head – Pajiba

Steve-O’s addiction to the bad shit touched the sewer under the basement under the cellar under the bottom of the barrel when he knowingly snorted coke mixed with HIV-positive blood – Towleroad

It took my half-broken eyeballs way too long to realize that chick with Lily-Rose Depp isn’t Taylor Swift in a neckbrace made of coffee filters – Popoholic

Rita Ora obviously doesn’t know true elegance when she sees it, because taking a washcloth to that Blade Runner cholita look should be a crime! – Drunken Stepfather

Dina Lohan claims she’s not going to hook up with anybody in the Has-Beens And Never-Wases Celebrity Big Brother house because that kind of shit is for kids and she’s sort of seeing a dude. Cut to Dina Lohan’s dude telling Radar he’s done with her after scandalous CBB video comes out of her making out with a bottle of Svedka while giving a hand job to a bottle of Jack – Reality Tea 

In my heaven, this is what the angels look like – OMG Blog

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Gladys Knight Said Words About The Backlash To Her Performing At The Super Bowl

/ January 18, 2019

Yesterday soul legend Gladys Knight announced that she will sing the National Anthem at this year’s Super Bowl in Atlanta, GA. She also released a video reminding everyone how she’s been a civil rights activist for decades. Of course, since “offense” isn’t just for football games, this caused many folks to throw side-eyes her way because of the ongoing war within the NFL regarding the National Anthem and quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee during the anthem in protest against police brutality. The struggle continues within the organization, so Gladys decided not to remain silent about the elephant in the room.

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Sony Music To Drop R. Kelly

/ January 18, 2019

The hits keep coming for Robert Sylvester Kelly, but not the kind he’s used to. Variety reports that his record label, Sony Music, has finally decided that optics matter and are moving to sever their working relationship with the (barely) sentient 200lb sack of excrement. They haven’t made an official announcement yet, but under the cover of night, RCA (a subsidiary of Sony) quietly removed his name from their roster of artists on their website.

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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna And Her New Look

/ January 18, 2019

I guess Madonna is done getting attention by terrorizing eulogies at major awards shows and has to come up with a new gimmick, so why not remind people of the Erotica years?! Madge has been a blonde for most of her career, named a tour after ‘dem blonde locks, and hell, she’s probably known for her hair color as much as she is for sucking the life out of rising pop princesses.

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Prince Philip Is Willing To Give Up Driving – If He Must

/ January 18, 2019

The roads around Sandringham Estate were more like the Monaco Grand Prix Thursday when a Kia slammed into Prince Philip’s Land Rover…which the 97-year-old was driving himself. I assumed the Kia driver was sent to the guillotine since Philip is old enough to remember when that was a viable punishment, but I guess the royals exchanged “well wishes” with the driver (aka they were told nobody needed to get lawyers involved). The other matter at hand is why someone who is nearly 100 is still behind the wheel, but there’s chatter of forcing Philip to turn in his car keys.

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Wendy Williams Isn’t Coming Back To Her Show Any Time Soon

/ January 18, 2019

Sad to say, things aren’t looking up for Wendy Williams. When she announced she was taking a break to take care of her broken shoulder, she said she would return on January 21st. That’s just a couple of days from now, but Wendy’s not going to make it. A “Note From The Hunter Family” was posted on Twitter which explains that Wendy’s going to need more time than she thought, and that she would need to be spend “significant time” in the hospital to treat complications from Graves’ Disease. Wendy’s been off her game for a while, initially blaming her shoulder injury and subsequent pain mediation for her slurring, and her thyroid condition for her frequent need to sit down. Still, friends were worried something else might be going on. And it sounds as if they had every reason to be.

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