Open Post: Hosted By Adele And Jennifer Lawrence Crashing A NYC Gay Bar

/ March 23, 2019

What do hetero chicks do when they want to keep Night At The Roxbury-type dude bros off their asses and terrible music from ruining their Friday night out? They party with the gays, obviously. A self-proclaimed “stay at home mom” going out drinking with her recently engaged friend at a NYC gay dive bar should be no big deal, except when the mom is the secondgreatest singer in da world” Adele and her friend is America’s farting and falling sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence.

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TLC Is Working On A Broadway Musical

/ March 23, 2019

Every time I see Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas of TLC, it makes me sad because it reminds me that third member Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is no longer with us. However, their story has been told many, many times before to the point where I don’t necessarily need to hear it again so I can bust out in tears around the part where Left Eye dies. In other words, please stop depressing us. Well, that’s not happening. However, this time they’re changing things up by bringing the drama to Broadway.

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Kate Beckinsale Wiped Her Instagram Account Clean

/ March 23, 2019

If Pete Davidson‘s big dick (moderately sized dick?) is the disease, then deleting your Instagram account must be the symptom, because peace-ing out of Insta seems to be a trend surrounding Pete and his BDE. Both Pete and Ariana Grande quit it while they were together, and now Pete’s current confirmed tonsil hockey partner Kate Beckinsale has deleted all of her Instagram pics. Kate must have been tired of comments from fans comparing her relationship with Pete to the Crypt Keeper and Teddy Ruxpin because of their 20 year age difference.

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A Raw Vegan YouTuber Got Caught Eating Fish And Is Sorry

/ March 23, 2019

Vegans do not fuck around. Much like Santa Claus, they know when you are sleeping, they know when you’re awake, they know when you’ve been bad or good, and they know when you’ve eaten MEAT, you heathen bitch! Earlier this month, they dragged Ariana Grande because her allegedly-vegan Starbucks beverage was definitely not vegan. PETA drags everyone from feminists who eat eggs, to people who use English phrases about killing birds with stones. They don’t play around. Which is why it’s crazy that raw vegan YouTuber (why did I get an education?) Yovana Mendoza Ayres, known as Rawvana who has over 450,000 subscribers, thought she could get away with pretending to be a raw vegan and then going out and eating–GASP–fish.

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Paramount Reportedly Wants A Gay Sex Scene Cut From “Rocketman” (But The Director Denies It)

/ March 23, 2019

It’s Hollywood versus gay sex when it comes to the upcoming Rocketman movie due out in May. The Daily Mail is reporting that the studio behind the Elton John biopic wants to cut a scene featuring some amazing and delicious Nude. Gay. Sex. To quote Carrie Bradshaw in one of the only phrases she’s uttered which hasn’t aged poorly: “Not in the mood for gay porn?!”

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