Night Crumbs

/ May 22, 2019

Daddy Spears wants to extend Britney Spears’ conservatorship to three other states: Louisiana, Hawaii, and Florida, because she goes to those places often. Every time Daddy Spears makes moves to tighten the shackles on Britney, I ask myself, “Okay, but how is Daddy Spears’ reported ruptured colon doing?” Damn Daddy Spears for always making me think of his Velveeta-lined colon  – Pajiba

Omari Hardwick made it out of an attack from the Beyhive alive and gave his theory on why the Beyhive went after him – Lainey Gossip

Madonna slathered herself in “suburban mom listens to 80s rap once” drag for her video for CraveTowleroad

Someone tell Kevin Hart to never hang out with Constance WuSOW

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“The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Will Continue For At Least Another 3 Years

/ May 22, 2019

Ellen DeGeneres is planning on keeping her role as America’s favorite fun aunt for at least another three years. Despite rumors that she was planning on dropping the facade that EVERYTHING IS FUN AND GREAT when her current contract expires in 2020, Deadline reports that she’s just signed a contract that will keep The Ellen DeGeneres Show playing silently in the background at laundromats and airports until the year 2022.

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Leonardo DiCaprio And Brad Pitt Both Got Starstruck By Luke Perry

/ May 22, 2019

Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt are in full-blown press-tour mode for Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which is why they got a cover story courtesy of Esquire. As you can see, this is a super retro special issue. Everything is retro: the clothes, the car, all the way down to Brad and Leo’s squinty “the sun’s too bright” faces. Nothing says throwback to the ’60s more than looking like you’ve chosen to stare directly into a solar eclipse without proper eye protection. But enough about that, we’re here to talk about the real star of the OUATIH set, who – in Brad and Leo’s squinty eyes – was the late great Luke Perry.

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Seth Rogen’s GQ Magazine Shoot Caused A Thrist-Quake On Twitter

/ May 22, 2019

It’s official, Seth Rogen’s hot now. The Internet Commission On Who Can Get It rushed an emergency vote last night after pictures from his recent GQ cover story were submitted and Seth’s in. He joins an elite group of PowerPotheads who’ve made the cut as highly fuckable celebrities called the FOP (friends of Pitt). It turns out a lot of people’s ideal man is a high functioning pothead with a Canadian accent and a good stylist. Also must love dogs. Seth’s cover shot features his beloved pooch Zelda.

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Wendy Williams’ Son Was Arrested After Punching His Father Kevin Hunter

/ May 22, 2019

That picture above can now serve as a helpful Williams family warning, which is: unless you want it to get violent, you better always keep someone between Kevin Hunter and Kevin Jr. According to TMZ, things got messy between Wendy Williams’s estranged husband and their 18-year-old son Kevin Jr. It ended with Kevin Jr. being arrested for assault. It’s not known if Wendy asked “How you doin?” when Kevin Jr. called her from the police station, but for now let’s assume she did.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Maserati That Lil Nas X Bought Billy Ray Cyrus

/ May 22, 2019

Lil Nas X‘s Old Town Road was already a hit before Billy Ray Cyrus guested on the remix. But the remix really blew up on the charts (although, Nashville isn’t loving it) and has been #1 on the Billboard 100 for seven weeks now. Well, Lil Nas is super pumped about it, so pumped that he decided to surprise Billy Ray with a thank you gift in the form of a new Maserati.

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