Olivia Munn Went After GoFugYourself, Because They Didn’t Like Her Outfit, Pretty Much 

/ April 25, 2019

If the world of blogs who post about celebrities was high school, Dlisted would be smoking the good shit in the parking lot of a Del Taco after skipping detention, which we got for talking shit about everyone and everything, never having a nice thing to say, and being an overall mess. And yes, we’d be a 30-year-old junior. GoFugYourself, on the other hand, would be talking about the popular kids’ outfits while keeping it nice and fair. The fashion blog GFY keeps their critiques directed at the outfits of celebrities, and they don’t comment on bodies (they also check any commenter who doesn’t follow that policy). But yet, out of all the blogs out there, Olivia Munn decided to drag GFY because they didn’t like what she’s wearing in the picture above.

This is the week of famous-types going after blogs for not solely barfing out a stream of positivity about them. Cardi B went after The Shade Room for not posting anything positive about her or other hip-hop artists. Lizzo punched at Pitchfork for giving her album a mixed review. Ariana Grande said that us shit-talking blogs need to find Jesus. And now this Olivia Munn crap. Next up, someone from the second season of Rock of Love will find an old post I wrote about them and drag me in a MySpace post.

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R. Kelly Lost A Civil Lawsuit By Not Showing Up To Court

/ April 25, 2019

R. Kelly is the type of dude who just has so many sexual assault allegations against him that he literally can’t keep them straight and actually will just not show up to a court hearing about one. At least, that’s what happened in Chicago when he decided that he would not answer to allegations that he sexually abused an underage girl in the late 1990s. I mean, hey, it happens! There’s just so darn many.

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Rami Malek Is A Fan Of The Cast Reveal For “Bond 25”

/ April 25, 2019

Rami Malek already proved he can tackle the role of an unsettling super villain when he did that “I’m a Fan” spot for Mandarin Oriental. Now it’s been confirmed that Rami might just be an unsettling super villain, for real. The full cast for the upcoming Bond 25, which is directed by super snack Cary Fukunaga, and produced by superfood Barbara Broccoli, was revealed today in a special live event. Rami wasn’t able to make the trip to Jamaica where the event took place and was filmed from the house where Ian Fleming wrote all the Bond books. But he did send in sinister video message that might have been done in character as his as-of-yet unnamed Bond foiling baddie.

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Madonna Licks Maluma’s Toe In Her Video For Her Song Medellin Because… Why Not?

/ April 25, 2019

Madonna recently teased new music and I got excited at first because I love a well-dressed hooker with a dark past, but then I actually heard the song and I was like: “Oh… okay.” It’s not like I hate it, but honestly Madonna needs to give me another Confessions On A Dance Floor which turned me gay in 2005 (just kidding; Sailor Moon turned me gay in 1993). I just want to dance Madonna! And listening to you whisper “cha-cha-cha” does not get my booty thumping.

Regardless, Madonna threw together a video for us and it’s very Madonna. It’s so Madonna that she takes the opportunity–while groping lovingly on Maluma–to lick man’s toe while wearing an eyepatch. Duck, because Quentin Tarantino’s dick just blew off of his body.

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Lil Xan Says He’s Not Sure His Fianceé Annie Smith Was Ever Pregnant

/ April 25, 2019

Lil Xan’s fianceé Annie Smith says she got pregnant with a Lil Xanby, and because her ultrasound picture was one snatched from Google, some speculated her pregnancy was faked. Then she said she had a miscarriage. Lil Xan is forever a gentleman so he wants everyone to know that if there was a fake pregnancy he had nothing to do with it. I means it’s a weird flex but sure Lil Xan, sure.

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The “Empire” Cast Wrote An Open Letter In Support Of Jussie Smollett

/ April 25, 2019

Deadline is reporting that the cast and crew of Empire have come to a consensus (at least in public forums) and they are going to back up their Jussie Smollett despite him maybe faking a hate crime against himself. The mess which kept getting messier is now maybe messier? Or maybe some would consider this less messy? Since it’s like he’s maybe keeping his job? So his mess is ending? But then keeping him is a whole mess in itself, right? Oh well, lets dive in.

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