People is reporting that Pete “10-Inches” Davidson is actually more like Pete “A Solid Six And A Half But He Knows How To Use It” Davidson. At a recent stand up gig at the Tarrytown Music Hall in New York, Pete talked about ex-fiancé Ariana Grande‘s now-infamous reference to Pete’s dick size. She’d previously had us out here thinking Pete was hung like a porn star and Pete basically co-signed the narrative because who doesn’t want a 10-inch penis? Well it’s looking like Pete has some buyer’s remorse because now he’s spilling the tea on his own self.
Radar Online is reporting that Ariana Grande is bouncing back from her break up and finally getting on a new man. Although it’s not so much of a new man as much as it is going through your contacts, finding your ex and calling him up after midnight. The Call of Booty: it hits us all.
Sometimes we just need a little dial-up peen, and usually it’s no easier than firing off a quick “hey, u up?” to an ex-boo thang you know is just as single as we are. Considering the emotional roller coaster of a 2018 that Ariana Grande had, who can blame a huss for wanting to ride on into 2019 with some familiar trouser snake? Ariana herself says she will likely not be dating anyone again EVER…and then later that day was seen walking around with ex-boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez. That had some people saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” Psh, calm down. This is 2019! We can bone and not date all we damn well please!
Last year, a terrorist attacked an Ariana Grande in Manchester, England, and twenty-two innocent people were killed, as well as the suicide bomber. Two weeks after the attack, Ariana put together a benefit concert for the victims’ families. Enter The British Honours Committee. They’ve apparently been so impressed with her efforts of throwing the concert and visiting injured victims after the attack that they wanted to offer her Dame status to which she kindly replied with “thank u, next.”
If you look up the word “regret” in the dictionary you will find a picture of Ariana Grande with her 10 mile long ponytail and the Steve Urkel “Did I Do That?” face because her brief disruption of an ongoing Twitter war last weekend has led to a mudslide of drama. However, the person whose picture you won’t find under “regret” is that of formerly cookout-worthy white dude Michael Rapaport. He’s none too pleased with Ariana and had some very harsh words to say about her. And he has absolutely no regrets about what he said.
After posting a very cryptic note on his Instagram page, concern grew tremendously for Pete Davidson‘s well being. The post, which was born from this past weekend’s Twitter fuckery from Kanye West, read “i really don’t want to be on this earth anymore. i’m doing my best to stay here for you but i actually don’t know how much longer i can last.” Though he’s fine now, TMZ reports that at the time, his ex-fiancee Ariana Grande swung her magic ponytail around like a propeller and rushed to be by his side at NBC Studios in New York City. However when she got there, Pete’s security team hit her with a huge: ACCESS DENIED.